Things I did not need Facebook to tell me:

Posted by JSYL on Monday, August 11, 2008 in
1. John Doe has thrown an octopus at Jane.
2. Random creepy man/event organiser/person with whom you share 20 mutual friends but who you have never met: wants to be your friend.
3. Jane Doe is ranked smartest, hottest, most desired for marriage, and has the best personality of all your friends.
4. Joe Bloggs has a sore bum.
5. You have been reviewed on Sparkey 10 times this week. 9 people would not date you. Click here for more information!



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